Ariadne Shaffer Sex Tape

Who? American film actress.

Real? Unsure. The tape exists and circulates, but I have no idea if it’s really Ariadne Shaffer.

Ariadne Shaffer is a pretty obscure celebrity. She has appeared in several low-budget films since 2001, including Chuck’s Angels, Frog-g-g! and Sugar Boxx. She reportedly has a steady day job as a bookkeeper.

Kristi Russell and Ariadne Shaffer in Frog-g-g!

The Ariadne Shaffer sex tape in circulation runs just over 6 minutes, one continuous shot from a stationary camera setup. It shows a man and a woman who appear to be in their early twenties having sex on an ugly orange-brown couch.

The tape starts with Adriane lying clothed on the couch. “Sexplosion” by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult plays on a stereo in the room. Orange text reading “The Adriana Shaffer Sex Tape” is briefly superimposed over the image. The sex runs through kissing, fellatio and cunnilingus, some fingering, finally some doggystyle fucking. The guy cums in less than thirty seconds. The orange text returns at this point, reading “Pumping cum into Ariadne’s tight pussy”. Classy.

This tape was presumably shot sometime in the 1990s, but the whole thing screams 70s. The girl’s fluffy unshaved bush, the dude’s Bradyesque white afro, the blue/orange/brown crash pad decor, the funk music on the soundtrack, the stoner giggling. The image has the washed-out quality of an old faded film print, even though it was probably shot on a video camcorder.

According to one online rumor, Shaffer’s ex-boyfriend (the guy in the tape) posted the tape to an amateur “wives and girlfriends” porn forum around 2007. I have no idea if this is true or not.

Is the sex tape girl really the actress Ariadne Shaffer? Who knows. Maybe it’s real, maybe it’s a fake, maybe it’s a different woman with the same name.