Who? American actress, star of Desperate Housewives, and French basketball player, star of the San Antonio Spurs.
In October 2007, the British tabloids claimed that a home sex tape starring Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker was about to hit the internet. It didn’t happen. Some idiot clearly misread something online, and a bunch of other idiots parroted what the first guy wrote.
There was an Eva Longoria sex tape, sort of. She filmed a three-minute sex tape parody with comedian Perry Hilton (not to be confused with Paris or Perez) for the comedy site FunnyOrDie.com. Longoria and Hilton frolic on a bed in green-tinted night vision — watching TV, eating sandwiches, waging a pillow fight, but definitely not having sex.
All the same, the sight of Eva Longoria jumping up and down wearing a nightgown makes this sexier than most actual celebrity sex tapes.
Longoria laughed off the rumors about her sex tape with Tony Parker: “Everybody was calling me (when the story broke) going, ‘Oh my God . . .’ “We never made a tape . . . We’re very square, boring people.”