Tiger Woods Sex Tape

December 29, 2009

Who? Professional golfer.

Real? No, just a tabloid rumor.

Tiger Woods’ prolific extramarital sex life came to light following his Thanksgiving 2009 low-speed car crash. More than a dozen mistresses have been identified in the press.

A sex tape rumor was virtually inevitable in this media frenzy. The National Enquirer got the ball rolling with a cover story touting New Nightmares for Tiger Woods : Love Child & Sex Tape! in the 12/21/2009 issue.

Tiger Woods Sex Tape in National Enquirer

Tiger Woods Sex Tape in National Enquirer

The Enquirer story was purely speculative, with no specific sex tape or love child rumors.

A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that the worst news is yet to come – that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape! [...]

To make matters even worse, the 33-year-old sports star is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to cling onto the wreckage of his marriage to beauty and ex-model Elin Nordegren. [...]

At least one of the women also shot homemade videos of romps with other boyfriends. [This refers to the Jaimee Grubbs sex tape -- ICSTDB.]

Tiger’s frantic handlers are scrambling to bury any talk of sex tapes, minimize the damage and perform CPR on his image.

Sensational rumors based on anonymous sources, vague claims that a celebrity is “reportedly worried” — these might be excellent and libelproof ways to sell tabloids, but they don’t raise our hopes of ever seeing an actual Tiger Woods sex tape.

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