The Weekly World News, home of the world’s only reliable news, reports that someone is shopping a Miley Cyrus sex tape around Hollywood.
“Insiders in the porn industry” say that the tape shows Miley “with an unamed man and woman” and that “it’s pretty raunchy”.
But wait, it gets better.
The most shocking rumor is that Billy Ray Cyrus was in the room when the video was being shot – watching his daughter “perform.”
That certainly is a shocking rumor. Thank you, Weekly World News.