Adrianne Curry Sex Tape

Who? American model, reality TV star.

Real? She claims she made one as a teenager, but it doesn’t circulate.

Adrianne Curry won the first season of America’s Next Top Model and went on to have a decent modeling career, including two Playboy covers and nude pictorials. She also appeared on The Surreal Life, then married housemate Christopher Knight (who played Peter on The Brady Bunch) and filmed reality show My Fair Brady with him.

On May 25, 2010, she tweeted several times about the Kendra sex tape in the news. At some point she tweeted:

People keep asking about MY sex tape? Uh, no fuckin thanks. The only one I made before was when I was 15/16, so that wont work. ha ha!

and FYI, the guy I did that with as a kid was my high school sweetheart. Was with him for 5 years. Tape was burned…I burned it!

(She seems to have deleted the first tweet, but Jezebel preserved it for eternity.)

So by her own admission, there was once an Adrianne Curry sex tape out there, but it never circulated. Plus it would be illegal to distribute since she was under 18 at the time.

Later Adrianne Curry tweeted speculatively about a sex tape with her husband:

all celebrities will start releasing sex tapes when they retire. Maybe I should, then move somewhere no one knows me and live life lol

I can issue a statement crying and saying how terrible my sex tape is while I pocket millions of dollars….all it costs is ur self respect

Can you imagine? “One KNIGHT in CURRY”? My husband can weep on tv saying that he didnt know, while he negotiates for millions off screen lol

I would definitely buy a copy of One Knight in Curry. Best Brady Bunch spinoff ever.