Diane Lane Sex Tape

Who? American actress.

Real? No, a lame hoax starring a lookalike.

The Diane Lane sex tape rumor started and ended on a message board at anothersite.co.uk (thread since deleted). Fleshbot posted the story for gossip posterity:

Apparently, some poor schlub got hold of a clip from Ed Powers’ “Global Warming Debutantes 4″ via some file sharing network, agreed in some sort of masturbatory stupor that the blondeish starlet starring in it really did look like actress Diane Lane, and decided to post his “discovery” online, complete with vidcaps and a video download link. Fortunately for the sake of Ms. Lane’s honor, however, he was quickly disabused of the notion by several of his fellow forum members.

This barely counts as a rumor, but for the record — there is no Diane Lane sex tape.