Hugh Hefner Sex Tape

Who? Playboy founder.

Real? The tapes probably existed, but they don’t circulate and were reportedly destroyed.

No one would be surprised to learn that Hugh Hefner made private sex tapes. Don’t you just assume that he did so dozens of times? And that he’s simply done a good job of keeping them under lock and key?

In a May 2010 interview with British tabloid News of the World, Hefner’s current girlfriend, 24-year-old Crystal Harris, confirmed this assumption.

And she has learned all the secrets of Hugh’s amazing life, bedding more than 2,000 women, including movie stars and cover girls, and destroying the evidence to spare their blushes. “I’ve asked him all about his past,” she said. “He even confessed which lovers he made sex tapes with. Some date so far back that they were filmed in 8mm!

“But he had them all dumped in the ocean years ago because he didn’t want anyone’s career to be hurt.

“He was worried they’d be stolen from his library during one of the parties.”

So it’s official — Hugh Hefner made many sex tapes over the years, then destroyed them. Of course, there might be a Hugh Hefner sex tape or two or ten extant somewhere, but nothing circulates.